Est. 2009 • Horn of Africa

The World's Most
Exhilarating Cruise

Most cruises offer a mini-bar. We offer a mounted mini-gun.

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847Confirmed Kills
12Rowboats Sunk
0Passenger Casualties
100%Hijack Guarantee

The Experience

It's Like a Safari, Only Better

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your high-powered weapons along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

The boat departs from Mombasa, Kenya and docks at Djibouti Harbor. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before June 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.

Route Map
Real Pirates
Real Pirates
Luxury Vessel
Luxury Vessel
Plenty of Targets
Plenty of Targets
The Adventure
The Adventure

Our Promise

The Somali Cruises Guarantee

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini-gun charges not included).

How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots.

We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.

Pricing

Weapon Packages & Rates

Base rate: $800.00 USD / day — double occupancy (4 day max billing)

M-16 Full Auto
$25/day
100 rds 5.56 AP — $15.95
Most Popular
AK-47 Assault Rifle
FREE/day
100 rds 7.62 ball — $14.95
Barrett M-107 .50 Cal
$55/day
25 rds .50 cal AP — $9.95
RPG
$75/day
3 standard loads — $200
Premium
Mounted Mini-Gun
$450/30 sec
Sustained fire. Worth every penny.

Crew members available as spotters — $30/hr (spotting scope included)

Complimentary night vision equipment, coffee & snacks on the top deck from 7pm–6am

Meals are not included.

Reviews

What Our Guests Say

★★★★★

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindler's List!"

LarsHamburg, Germany
★★★★★

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 — PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip."

DonaldSalt Lake City, Utah
★★★★★

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in Nam. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim."

'Chopper' DanToledo, USA
★★★★★

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks — what a laugh riot! This is a must do."

ZekeSprings, Kentucky

Ready for the Adventure of a Lifetime?

Limited cabin space available. Book now before the pirates run out.

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